a series of insults

Your momma is so dumb that she went to rehab cause she thought she was hooked on phonics.

Your momma is so dumb, she went to rehab cause she thought she was addicted to
love.

You are what you eat, and you eat chinese food.

You are what you eat, and you eat mexicans.

You are what you eat, and you eat nothing because you’re anorexic.

Never again will I make a sponge cake out of real sponges again.

I loooooooved you in Trading Places.

Let’s just be friends who tear eachother’s hearts out and replace them with cat hair and rocks respectively.

Never again will I make a bundt cake out of real bundts again.

It grows on you, like, a fungus.

I like fungus.

I miss our talks.

I miss our gang bangs.

I googled bumblebear and got over seventy five hundred hits. (LOOK MA! NO HYPHENS!)

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